there you go

"The only stupid question is the one not asked."

thought of THE term

if we hear, we forget;
if we see, we remember
if we do, we understand.

-- Proverb

netiquette: ethics & behavior in cyberspace

In conclusion, we can't tell you how to be a good online citizen, but we can leave you with a tip you may find helpful -- when asking for a divorce in an instant message, be sure to include a smiley. It's common courtesy.


excerpt from Buzz Index, "On Your Best Behavior"
Friday September 09, 2005 5:00PM PT

I felt like typing it

After forty years of hard work, Smith retired with a comfortable fortune of $90,000, which he had gained through courage, diligence, initiative, skill, devotion to duty, thrift, shrewd investment, and the death of the uncle who left him $89,999.50

taken from The Treasury of Clean Jokes by Tal D. Bonham